The Colony of Pew Pew Pew is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 395 million Pew Pew Pewians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The strong Pew Pew Pewian economy, worth 26.1 trillion nones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,959 nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, students cut up leftover nones during Arts and Crafts, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pew Pew Pew's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pew Pew Pew is ranked 42,196^th in the world and 173^rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 31.18 flags saluted per person per day.